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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:39 am 
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If anyone is looking for a good laugh, this is trending on Twitter. My entire section at work is cracking up over these tweets. For once, I can thank Alex Jones for something :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:05 am 
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These have been popping up in my Twitter feed over the past few days, I'm finding them highly amusing!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:28 pm 
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Location: Queens, New York. I can see your house from here.
Well, darnit, you two inspired me to take a crack at it myself.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:59 pm 
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This has a collection of pure gold - especially the "Douchestaffel uniform" one.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing- ... ar-letters

This too is a treasure trove - a big one if you read the comments. My favourite is the one about the prisoner of war being made to do hard labour by baking 74 "gay wedding cakes".

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/ret ... 6e6df9c3c2

And since I don't have a Twitter account -

Dearest heart,

Today we managed to save a small town from 45th MAGA Mounted Brigade out of South Carolina today. My 10th Mountain Bike Division pedaled furiously about town, labelling all buildings with "Library", "School", or "Gym". We know those places are like a gender-neutral bathroom to the MAGAs, and they avoid them at all costs. We then set up signs that read "To Benghazi", arranged in a giant circle. The endless trek drained the 45th's Little Rascal batteries, and they had to proceed on foot. We determined they were incurring heavy losses due to exhaustion, as we kept hearing "I'm not paying for your healthcare!" screamed from afar. We should be home by fall, as I hear they've renewed Tim Allen's "Last Man Standing", which the MAGAs watch to "own the libtards".


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:36 am 
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This one had me laughing.

Dear Pa,

Rations are dwindling. Morale is low.

The Trump supporters we captured refused to share bathrooms with our trans troops.

We told them it was either that or they could piss in their own corn meal and eat it.

And they did. To “own the libs”.

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