There's one I hate, for some washing machine company, where Mom, Dad, and two girls (the oldest of whom is in her teens) are sorting laundry in the laundry room, when Mom makes a casual comment that the new extra-capacity washer is going to come in handy.
Everybody. Loses. Their shit.
"ARE WE PREGNANT?!?! OMG!!! ARE WE HAVING ANOTHER BABY?!?!"
The one daughter gets a smart-ass attitude about how she's *not* giving up *her* room, and the younger girl runs around randomly screaming, while Dad (like all TV dads), just looks kind of dumb and clueless.
Why would you even go there? The woman didn't even say it in a leading way, she just stated it as a fact, like, "The new rug shampooer will come in handy." - but everybody went from 0 to pregnant in .004 seconds.
On the flip side, we both enjoy the new AT&T commercial, with Gordon Ramsey at a supermarket giving out free samples of food.
The dude sees him and questions why GR is wasting his talents handing out food samples, while the young woman with him is gobsmacked and smitten.
GR explains (and this doesn't really make sense, because he's basically saying he *is* an idiot for handing out samples) that, yeah, his handing out samples is about as smart as buying an iPhone and *not* being on AT&T.
At that point, Dude reaches for a sample, but GR slaps his hand and says, "This isn't the buffet, mate, use a cocktail stick!" Then his girlfriend looks at him, and in a really bad OTT British accent says, "Yeah, mayte...use a cawktayle steek!"