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 Post subject: Bad Baby Names
PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:52 pm 
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I just realized that we need a new version of one of our favourite threads. I'll kick it off.

I creeped the FB page of one of the girls who goes to our crossfit box, and just had a kid.

They named him Jack.

Jack Russell.

I can't even.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Baby Names
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:37 am 
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Ah well, he was probably going to end getting called that anyway!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Baby Names
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 6:36 am 
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That dog is saying, "Look, until there's a dog breed named Brayley Tyler, knock it off!"

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Baby Names
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:15 am 
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Ooooh. I'll play.

- Princess
- Precious
- Anything where their first name IS also their last name or where their first name rhymes with their last name
- Moniqueca
- McKenzie, McKayla
- Kaylee, Kaylie, Kylie, etc.
- Urhyness (pronounced "your highness")
- Miracle


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Baby Names
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:25 am 
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My friend named his daughter Kaylee since he's such a Firefly nerd. I don't see anything wrong with that. Especially since she's just as adorable as her namesake. Also she's 9 now and that's about the age that kids start to not bother me as much.

The others, yeah. I drove through Carl's Jr. the other day and the girl working the drive thru, who looked maybe 19 or 20, was named Treasure.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Baby Names
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:29 am 
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who looked maybe 19 or 20, was named Treasure.
I wonder where they dug her up! hoho.....

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Baby Names
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:04 pm 
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If it's ok to name kids Treausre and Miracle, it should be ok to name the Asshole and Happiness-Burglar. Hell, that second one is hyphenated, so it's posh.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Baby Names
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:42 pm 
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This about covers it:
(source: https://www.gocomics.com/thenewadventur ... 2013/12/15)


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Baby Names
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:23 am 
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On the Jack Russell note, maybe they're huge Moon Knight fans. One of the first comics had a werewolf named Jack Russell in it. (to which I went "are you fucking kidding me?")


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Baby Names
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 10:07 pm 
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My friend used to date a guy who had nieces named Kaylee, Brindle, and Tate.

Maybe Brindle and Jack Russell should get together and create some new exotic breed.


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